DRUNK STORIES

Subject: DRUNK STORIES Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:29 pm

here is a unique way for all of us to get to know each other a little better lol tell your best drinking stories here, from hook ups to pass outs let us know... should be fun GO!

Subject: Re: DRUNK STORIES Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:17 am

fell off a roof onto concrete..

Age : 32 Posts : 18 Join date : 2009-11-12

Oh lawdy

Posts : 10 Join date : 2010-02-10

So this one time, man, I had my tongue in this chicks ass....and her mom walks in.

Subject: Re: DRUNK STORIES Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:47 pm

Chugged a bottle of vodka in one sitting dont remember anything past that...

Age : 45 Posts : 20 Join date : 2010-02-08

1 large bottle of Jack, 1 large bottle of Chivas Regal, several items from Allsup's (greasy, convenience store burritos, jalapeno + cheddar, etc.), one perfect square of vomit on my brother's living room floor.

Posts : 10 Join date : 2010-02-10

AlarikShadow wrote:: 1 large bottle of Jack, 1 large bottle of Chivas Regal, several items from Allsup's (greasy, convenience store burritos, jalapeno + cheddar, etc.), one perfect square of vomit on my brother's living room floor.

A stain that im sure still survives to this day, unless someone replaced the flooring.

Age : 32 Posts : 18 Join date : 2009-11-12

I have a bunch of hilarious videos of me dancing at a buddies house warming an then three weeks later we were there again and I got punched by a 50 year old father.

Age : 32 Posts : 18 Join date : 2009-11-12

I have also passed out in a bunch of places the dancefloor of a nightclub here, then the bathroom once I woke up, a bunch of random parking lots. We went to a local billards place where we bought a case of beer and drank it outside in a buddies truck and we wondered around town for three hours. My buddy went to pick up his truck in the morning and there were beer cans and bricks from a wall we had pushed down scatered around his truck.

Age : 32 Posts : 18 Join date : 2009-11-12

I was drunk last night and the bar cut me off before I was able to order a drink because apparently I was too drunk when I came in.

/shrug

Age : 34 Posts : 12 Join date : 2010-02-10

Went to a party once. When i get there there was a keg. had a few beers. Go inside and there's a bottle of Jager. Took a lot of shots. Don't remember exactly how many, but it was enough lol. My friend the offered me a swig out of his handle of captain morgan and of course me trying to be cool, throw the bottle back like it was nothin. We left the party and hit up some McDonald's on the way home. I had the greasiest, most delicious double cheese ever. Got home and immediately passed out. I woke up the next day at 9 o clock with puke all over my bed. I threw the blankets on the floor and went back to sleep. Haven't been really big on Jager since that day lol

Age : 48 Posts : 33 Join date : 2009-11-03

I have a few, being older than everyone here by alot!

Best one is from HS, my friend (not a close friend) and his gf were arguing all night long and he left her at the party we were throwing at my good friends house, his parents were gone..... his GF decided to call him on the phone and she was sitting in the hosts parents bedroom on the phone. I remember walking in there to kick her out of that room but she was crying on the phone and yelling to keep people out of the room.... I left and went and got a bunch of beers and went back in the room to block the door for her, be a nice guy.

Apparently I drank all the beers myself, cause the next think I remember is waking up to her getting dressed the next morning, I was butt ass naked in the parents bed covered up by just the sheet. She walked over, kissed me and said "thanks" with a smile. I walked out after her with the sheet wrapped around me and my friends that were awake just stared at me.... it's the last time I talked to her until facebook... lol

Oh, the guy that threw the party got suspended until xmas that year, party was in August. The house got trashed, people broke his sliding doors, took 2 bikes out the garge, and they ate every piece of food in the house.. even the canned veggies..... that party is still talked about today....

Subject: Re: DRUNK STORIES Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:20 pm

hahahahahah nice

Subject: Re: DRUNK STORIES Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:02 am

This Halloween my roommate and a friend decided to get some wine idk why lol. So I was drinking pretty fast and really didn't know how drunk I was until the next day lol. I woke up with two different shoes on and socks that were stained purple.

I guess I bitch out a prego girl and told her she was a fat bitch I guess I was a real dick head that night.

I don't remember much of the night just screaming lyrics to the song Love Gun by Kiss. EPIC NIGHT!

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sorry dont fill like typeing mutch before i drink lol but yeah ill pust one up later ima read every one else first